hello darlings! this is me pretending to be a mermaid.
im a us size 20. LOVE you all!
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I have to finally realize that I’m the same awkward, shy, reserved girl online as I am in person.
Which sucks.
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
The logo looks like a vagina wearing an elaborate party hat.
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Two years ago, promises is all I heard
Wait a minute, let me finish…
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fine whatever i will just date myself
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